女性笑话|I Want Her to go Nuts 我要让她发疯

I Want Her to go Nuts

Mrs. Flinders decided^{1 to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings2, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets3 and a ruby4 pendant.}

But you're not wearing any of those things.

I know, said Mrs. Flinders. It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry^5.

我要让她发疯

福林德斯夫人决定叫人给她画肖像。她告诉那位肖像画家说：画我携带钻石耳环、钻石项链、祖母绿手镯，还有红宝石垂饰。

但你目前没带这其中的任何一样装饰品。

我了解。福林德斯夫人说，万一我先我老公死去，我一定他会立刻再婚。我要让那个女性为探寻这类珠宝而发疯。